Le script de blagues du Rocky Horror
Vous aussi, pendant le show des Deadly Stings à Paris et à Lyon, participez a spectacle en criant avec nous les blagues classiques du Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Attention: Pour une séance animé par un autre cast, demander l’autorisation avant aux animateurs pout avoir le droit de faire des blagues et respecter leur décision en cas de refus.
Attention: Pour une séance animé par un autre cast, demander l’autorisation avant aux animateurs pout avoir le droit de faire des blagues et respecter leur décision en cas de refus.
Science-Fiction / Double Feature
« A long long time ago, in a galaxy far far away.
God said: let there be Lips, and they were, and they were good
Come on, Lips, Come on »
Usherette: Michael Rennie was ill
The Day the Earth [The Dick] Stood Still
But he told us where we stand.
On our feet!
And Flash Gordon was there
In silver underwear,
Claude Rains was the Invisible Man.
Who's Claude Rains?
Then something went wrong
For Fay Wray and [Fuck] King Kong;
They got caught in a celluloid jam.
Yeah Jam!
Then at a deadly pace
It Came From... Where? Outer Space [Janet's face]. Thank you!
And this is how the message ran:
Freeze
Chorus: Science fiction
ouh ouh ouh,
double feature
ouin ouin ouin,
Doctor X Sex Sex Sex will build a creature.
See androids fightingand sucking and fucking on
Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet
Wo Oh Oh Oh Oh
At the late night, double feature,
Rocky Horror
picture show.
{Quand le panneau Eddie apparaît}
This is food, manger!
{Quand le panneau Criminologist apparaît}
And this man has no fucking neck,
Where's your fucking neck?
And what did you know bitch?
Usherette: I knew Leo G. Carrol
Was over [fucking] a barrel
When Tarantula took to the hills [LSD].
And I really got hot
When I saw Jeanette Scott [Slut]
Fight a triffid that spits poison and kills.
Kill!
Dana Andrews said Prunes
Gave him the runes [the shit]
And passing them used lots of skills. Yeah Skill!
But When Worlds Collide,
{frapper dans les mains une fois}
Said George Powell to his bride,
"I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills,"
[Some Drugs and some pills]
Like what?
Like a...
X-Ray
Chorus: Science fiction,
ouh ouh ouh,
double feature
ouin ouin ouin,
Doctor X Sex Sex Sex
will build a creature.
See androids fighting
and sucking and fucking
Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet
Wo Oh Oh Oh Oh
At the late night, double feature,
Rocky Horror
picture show.
I wanna go
Oh Oh Oh
To the late night double feature
Rocky Horror
picture show,
By RKO,
Oh Oh Oh
To the late night
double feature
Rocky Horror
picture show,
In the back row,
Le premier rang: Fuck the back row!
Le dernier rang: Fuck the front row!
Le premier rang: We fuck you first!
Le dernier rang: We fuck you last!
We fuck you better!
We fuck you longer, and harder, and stronger!
Oh Oh Oh
To the late night, double feature,
Rocky Horror
picture show!
Good bye Lips!
God said: let there be Lips, and they were, and they were good
Come on, Lips, Come on »
Usherette: Michael Rennie was ill
The Day the Earth [The Dick] Stood Still
But he told us where we stand.
On our feet!
And Flash Gordon was there
In silver underwear,
Claude Rains was the Invisible Man.
Who's Claude Rains?
Then something went wrong
For Fay Wray and [Fuck] King Kong;
They got caught in a celluloid jam.
Yeah Jam!
Then at a deadly pace
It Came From... Where? Outer Space [Janet's face]. Thank you!
And this is how the message ran:
Freeze
Chorus: Science fiction
ouh ouh ouh,
double feature
ouin ouin ouin,
Doctor X Sex Sex Sex will build a creature.
See androids fightingand sucking and fucking on
Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet
Wo Oh Oh Oh Oh
At the late night, double feature,
Rocky Horror
picture show.
{Quand le panneau Eddie apparaît}
This is food, manger!
{Quand le panneau Criminologist apparaît}
And this man has no fucking neck,
Where's your fucking neck?
And what did you know bitch?
Usherette: I knew Leo G. Carrol
Was over [fucking] a barrel
When Tarantula took to the hills [LSD].
And I really got hot
When I saw Jeanette Scott [Slut]
Fight a triffid that spits poison and kills.
Kill!
Dana Andrews said Prunes
Gave him the runes [the shit]
And passing them used lots of skills. Yeah Skill!
But When Worlds Collide,
{frapper dans les mains une fois}
Said George Powell to his bride,
"I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills,"
[Some Drugs and some pills]
Like what?
Like a...
X-Ray
Chorus: Science fiction,
ouh ouh ouh,
double feature
ouin ouin ouin,
Doctor X Sex Sex Sex
will build a creature.
See androids fighting
and sucking and fucking
Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet
Wo Oh Oh Oh Oh
At the late night, double feature,
Rocky Horror
picture show.
I wanna go
Oh Oh Oh
To the late night double feature
Rocky Horror
picture show,
By RKO,
Oh Oh Oh
To the late night
double feature
Rocky Horror
picture show,
In the back row,
Le premier rang: Fuck the back row!
Le dernier rang: Fuck the front row!
Le premier rang: We fuck you first!
Le dernier rang: We fuck you last!
We fuck you better!
We fuck you longer, and harder, and stronger!
Oh Oh Oh
To the late night, double feature,
Rocky Horror
picture show!
Good bye Lips!